For those not paying attention, I’d just like to announce that I have officially won MY FOURTH FUCKING CARNIVAL OF THE LIBERALS! That’s right, suckers! Numero Fouro!!! I knew it to be a slam dunk the moment I finished it, and sure enough, SLAM F-ING DUNK!
I’d also like to give a shout-out to Modem Butterfly, this Carnival’s host, for the fancy-ass “Twilight Zone” theme. Tres awesome!
But for any of you that didn’t win, don’t let that get you down. There’s always another contest in another two weeks, and maybe this will be your big week to shine. And if you can’t win fairly, I figure it’s about time that I volunteer to host the damn thing some day soon, and I am always more than willing to accept a bribe from a friend (and anyone with cash can’t be too unfriendly). Anyway, can’t waste too much time here. I’ve got a big post I’m trying to finish before my kids boot me off the computer (don’t ask).