I would just like to mention that, for personal reasons which I won’t go into, I haven’t gotten drunk in awhile; nor will I, at least until the end of the week. So if it seems like my stuff is kind of sucking, that’s the reason why.
But don’t worry. This has nothing to do with me finding God or anything. It’s simply a medical condition. And I’ll be back to my old fucked-up self by next week, I promise you. Just hang in there, and remember that this is worse for you than it is for me.