And I'm starting with this totally awesome clip showcasing underage girls engaging in hardcore interracial action in public places. We're talking blondes, blacks, latinas, asians, small children, crippled kids, costumed weirdos, metal cages, long-stretchy appendages, and a total orgy of fun; all led by a deranged clown with a penchant for stuffing everyone he sees.
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And did I mention Vanessa Hudgens and Kim Kardashian? Neither of them are in the video. And let's not forget Kristen Stewart. I have no idea who that is, but Yahoo tells me she's quite popular right now, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to mention her, too. In case you came here looking for them, keep checking back and you won't be disappointed. And I'm sure you'll all agree that Obama is great and his plan for a public insurance option really is the best thing for the future of America. Anna Faris.