The Year of Obama

This is the year that Obama solves everything that needs to be solved.  Gout?  He's on it.  Plague?  He's been there.  Depression?  That's your own damn fault this year.  This is Obama's year.  Got a complaint?  Deal with it.  He's solving all the real problems.  The rest are all you.  If you don't like it, it's your own damn fault.  You've gotten more than you deserve.  Just count your blessings that we aren't entering the first stage of an outright Cheney presidency.  Things didn't have to be this way.  Remember that.  You totally owe him.  Act accordingly.

And that new year hangover you've got?  Well, that was well deserved.  Own it.  It's all you.  Just make sure to clean up the barf.  That's the least you can do.  Obama will take care of everything else.