Monday, June 02, 2008
One for the History Books
Guess what! I just won Puerto Rico today. That means that George Washington doesn't have a chance to win in the General Election and should step aside for the sake of the Party. There are already enough rich white dead guys in the history books. I think it's time for a living middle-class white guy to be our new first president. The people have spoken: No Mas Wooden Teeth!