Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Deep Thought of the Moment

If Fred Thompson were a doctor, he'd still have to rely entirely on his mediocre acting skills and deep voice to pay the bills.


In other breaking news: Red State's Ben Domenech has such a man-crush on Hollywood Fred that he knows that Thompson "obviously" doesn't need Viagra. Good to know.

2 comments:

Donald Douglas said...

I thought you quit blogging after I tied you up in knots last summer.

Got to be consistent you know...can't have one set of logical rules for you and another set for your antagonists.

Besides, those guys at Red State aren't the sharpest, eh? Kind of like a straw man...easy to knock over.

I thought you had more in ya, tsk!!

Doctor Biobrain said...

Knots, Donald? You're really going to have to work harder to avoid confusing your sex fantasies with reality.

And as usual, I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about. I'm not sure why conservatives are so bad with providing context, but it sure does explain a lot. Perhaps some day you'll understand that taunts aren't actually a legitimate form of debate and that you're actually expected to say stuff if you want to be understood. But until then, I guess we can only expect nonsensical insults and endless non sequiturs. Great.