Regarding Roger Ailes’ suggestion of Bush being Batman, I have to say that I’d prefer Superman as President. Not only would he save us the expense of Airforce One and gas-guzzling bulletproof limousines, but I fear that millionaire Bruce Wayne might be a tad too sympathetic to more taxcuts for the super-rich. Plus, Clark Kent’s journalism background would certainly endear him to the media and help smooth his efforts at communicating his message.
And sure, there’s the issue of Clark not actually being an Earthling, but I believe his commitment to the American Way more than compensates. Besides, I seriously doubt that our Founding Fathers had extraterrestrials in mind when they came up with that rule; and probably just wanted to keep the pansy-assed Old Europe out of the Whitehouse.
But then again, I’ve always been biased towards Superman; so perhaps this is just my irrational partisanship rearing its ugly head again. And I’d still pick Batman over Spiderman, who I’ve always seen as being kind of gay; though not in the homosexual sense.
P.S. And for those without the good sense to know better: Yes, Superman is a Democrat.