And in other election news, my big turkey dinner is almost ready and smells quite delicious, but I'm saving the champagne for later. More as things develop.
Update: The Biobrain Election Central statisticians just called Guam for Obama. That's right, Guam's zero electoral votes go in the Obama column.
Later Update: The latest exit polls show that Old Europe has gone decisively for Obama, 65-35. Those 35-percenters are being rounded up and shot as we speak. No word yet from New Europe. I'll keep you posted.
Latest Update: New Europe has been rounded up and shot.