Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Reagan Wins!!! Reagan Wins!!!

Reagan always wins.  

And in other election news, my big turkey dinner is almost ready and smells quite delicious, but I'm saving the champagne for later.  More as things develop.

Update: The Biobrain Election Central statisticians just called Guam for Obama.  That's right, Guam's zero electoral votes go in the Obama column.

Later Update: The latest exit polls show that Old Europe has gone decisively for Obama, 65-35.  Those 35-percenters are being rounded up and shot as we speak.  No word yet from New Europe.  I'll keep you posted.

Latest Update: New Europe has been rounded up and shot.

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