Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Happy Fucking Fitzmas, Everyone!!!

You heard it here first: No pardon for Libby.  That’s just a guess, but with everything else falling apart for the Bushies right now, they won’t possibly risk a pardon.  He’ll do his time like a good little boy and be well-compensated for it.  

And before you know it, he’ll be an important muckmuck at a think-tank here and there, and if he works on his charisma while in the pen, might even get a talkshow out of it.  And in fifteen years, he’ll be an important elder statesman brought in to chair the taskforce investigating the “intelligence failures” that led George P. Bush to invade France.

These guys are like the mob and protect their own.  Stay loyal and they’ll take care of you.  And if you don’t stay loyal…they’ll take care of you.  With these guys, loyalty isn’t a choice; but it sure does pay.

1 comment:

whig said...

Will we allow them to become and remain American royalty?