Monday, January 01, 2007


I really can’t get into any details right now, but I just thought I’d put a monkey wrench into the rumor mill before it got started by stating unequivocally that I had no foreknowledge of Saddam’s faked execution and am not harboring him at this time.  Any other questions will have to be directed to my attorney.  Oh, and I’m not harboring Ken Lay right now either.  So don’t even think about asking.  I’ll just continue to deny it.

UPDATE: A few of the sentences above were no longer operative as of the time I originally published this item, though I am not currently at liberty to say which sentences they were.  Needless to say, I’ll continue to deny everything.  I hope you understand.

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