Friday, January 26, 2007

Libby Trial Prediction

Regarding the stirring revelations in the Libby trial (none of which are particularly surprising, but rather confirmation of long believed theories), here’s my prediction of where all this will end up; as described to us by Fox News:

Dick Cheney's going to "die" of a "heart attack" created by the scandalous abuse he suffered at the hands of Democratic operative Fitzgerald and an overly partisan liberal media establishment, and he'll then join Ken Lay on their own private island in the Bahamas.  

Bush will then use this as justification to not only curtail Fitzgerald’s witchhunt, but to do away with all investigations of Bush officials, as well as the entire First Amendment.  You know, in the name of national security.  After all, they did kill a sitting vice-president.  The very man, in fact, who was almost single-handedly running our national security apparatus.  If that’s not an excuse to end that charade called the “Constitution” then I don’t know what is.

And I don’t know about you, but I for one welcome our Republican Overlords with open arms.  Needless to say, the Whitehouse will be moved to Cheney’s tax haven in the Bahamas.  Not that they needed the tax haven, but just because they could.  And it’s all uphill from there.

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