Saturday, September 02, 2006

Smarter than Siegel

I just thought I should mention that I recently hired an outside firm to run a statistical analysis of my blog writing compared with the work of the writer formerly known as TNR’s Lee Siegel, and they confirmed that I am, in fact, wittier than Mr. Siegel.  Additionally, I am also braver and more brilliant.  And while my PQ or Puerility Quotient is out the roof compared with the ever-staid Mr. Siegel, this is more than compensated for with his perfect score on the SGI or Stupid Git Index.  

You can make of this analysis what you will, I just thought I should put this out there to help further the discussion regarding my ability to intellectually crush Lee Siegel, the dope who played with himself and got burned.

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