Sorry to do this to you people, but apparently, I’m a Republican, so all y’all are going to have to leave. Via Carpetbagger, I just took the Applebees America’s What’s Your Tribe Quiz, and scored a 10 out of 12 in regards to being in the Red State tribe. And while that doesn’t match the formerly liberal Carpetbagger’s score of 11, it still means I’m going to have to toss-out the homoerotic terror porn and Ted Kennedy blow-up dolls; and all because I prefer Audi over Saab, Dr. Pepper over Pepsi, and the Discovery Channel over Court TV. Who’d have guessed?
Frankly, none of those are my top preferences, but who the hell am I to second-guess the geniuses who can determine our political leanings based upon twelve inane questions? If it was up to me, I’d have just asked people what side they lean to and take their word for it. Such a fool.
Henceforth, I’ll be paraphrasing Little Green Footballs for awhile and slamming my head into walls, just until I get my rightwing bearings. And who knows, maybe you can take the quiz and find out that you belong at the new blog too. All hail the emperor, and don’t forget to screw someone over.