Alright, it's done! I just got back from voting in the primary, and being a super-secret-double-delegate, I just won the whole thing for Obama! Now I just have to show up at the caucus tonight and win that for Obama too, and we're home free with a full 193 delegates swinging to Obama's side. Woohoo!
Man, democracy is great. Just as long as mine is the only vote that counts.
Update: I was just informed by a reliable source that there is no such thing as a super-secret-double-delegate, and that my vote counted just as much as anyone else's. Doh!
That was the worst $5.95 I ever spent.