I just gave myself the Presidential Medal of Freedom while listening to The Eye of the Tiger and smoking a fat cigar. I totally kick ass!
Update: My apology to the two readers who got brain aneurysms while watching the YouTube clip I linked to. You're right, I really should have posted a warning on that one. All the same, my lawyers have made certain that the double-secret hidden disclaimer on my website is absolutely airtight. I assure you, you will both be paying my legal fees, which will most surely be higher than your own. You've been warned.