Update: Oh well, never mind. Apparently, they won't let you get a partial-birth abortion if you're a dude. This is insanity! First I can't marry my sexbot and now I'm denied the right to an abortion? Is this what I voted for last November? This is the gravest of discriminations since they censored Pee Jesus! I guess there really is no difference between the two parties.
Where's the ACLU when I need them most?