Oil prices dropped below $1000 a barrel for the first time in six months due to President John McCain's confidence building speech.
Bin Laden's latest Terror DVD release hailed by Republican Party insiders as "the ultimate compliment."
Industry deregulation has created a new sort of tape that's only as sticky as you want it to be. Wonder Cardboard to be released shortly.
Global Warming Scaremongers: "Oops!"
Vice President Fred Thompson assured viewers of Meet the Press that AQI's assassination of Iraqi President Ahmad Chalabi was a sure sign that "the insurgency was in its last throes."
Pigs fly!! Pigs fly!!