Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Substance Abuse

I support Barack Obama because when he gives a speech at a stadium it reminds people of Adolph Hitler. Plus, he's always reminded me of a young Jesse Helms. But mainly the Hitler thing in the stadium. That's totally Obama.

Update: Nevermind. Turns out that Obama doesn't have any pets and I've got a bunch of cats and fish, so I can't vote for Obama. Sucks to be him.

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