Monday, February 02, 2009

Nihilist of the Day: Groundhog Day Edition

I've got yet another Nihilist of the Day post up at American Nihilist.  This one was just a formality, seeing as how it's already an official nihilist holiday and everything.  But I just wanted to make it an official thing.

Partial Excerpt:
Here it be decreed as a regular tradition of this blog to award Nihilist of the Day on this special day to none other than: Punxsutawney Phil, Groundhog Day's official groundhog, for his ability to change long-established weather patterns solely through his personal observations.

As we all know, Phil is the famous groundhog with the preternatural ability to extend winter for six more weeks, if he sees his shadow on this day. How Phil gained these powers or why he would ever chose to extend winter are both shrouded in mystery; as is the reason why Phil seems to have a thing for fat bearded men in top hats. But one thing is clear: This is one fucking powerful rodent.

No comments: