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Here it be decreed
as a regular tradition of this blog to award Nihilist of the Day on this special day to none other than: Punxsutawney Phil, Groundhog Day's official groundhog, for his ability to change long-established weather patterns solely through his personal observations.
As we all know, Phil is the famous groundhog with the preternatural ability to extend winter for six more weeks, if he sees his shadow on this day. How Phil gained these powers or why he would ever chose to extend winter are both shrouded in mystery; as is the reason why Phil seems to have a thing for fat bearded men in top hats. But one thing is clear: This is one fucking powerful rodent.
Here it be decreed
as a regular tradition of this blog to award Nihilist of the Day on this special day to none other than: Punxsutawney Phil, Groundhog Day's official groundhog, for his ability to change long-established weather patterns solely through his personal observations.As we all know, Phil is the famous groundhog with the preternatural ability to extend winter for six more weeks, if he sees his shadow on this day. How Phil gained these powers or why he would ever chose to extend winter are both shrouded in mystery; as is the reason why Phil seems to have a thing for fat bearded men in top hats. But one thing is clear: This is one fucking powerful rodent.
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