Monday, June 04, 2007

American Badasses

President Vladimir Putin said Russia would go back to its Cold War stance of aiming its missiles at Europe if Washington went ahead with a plan to build a missile defence shield near Russia's borders.

Holy fucking shit, what a dumbass. Doesn’t he know that we’re American badasses who could totally blow his ass out of the water at any given moment? We’ve got all the cards in our hands and his petty bluffs and communistic blowhardery will get him nowhere. Good thing for him that we’re busy dealing with the real existential threat of one of those terrorist bastards getting their dirty Muslim hands on a suitcase nuke, or he’d really be sorry. This Putin guy just doesn’t seem to understand what real power is. All the more reason why we need this missile defense system in place.

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