Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Super Baker to the Rescue!
I’m convinced. James Baker is the brilliant granddaddy of international wonkery and I’m sure he really does have a really really great plan to fix Iraq, that he can only tell us about after the election. You know, to avoid politicizing the thing. So I think it’s safe to say that it’s once again ok to vote Republican this mid-term. Sure, the chances of Bush implementing anything that isn’t exactly what he’s already been doing is approximately 0% (and possibly quite a bit lower), but I’d rather follow the brilliant James Baker’s plan with a 0% chance of success than risk appeasing the terrorists by actually using the democratic processes that they hate so much by electing people who actually might want to attempt something resembling a “plan”. Thank god we have non-partisans like Baker to save us from ourselves.