Big government, high taxes, deficits, broken promises -- America is in trouble. So when your grandchildren ask you why you didn't do something, be able to tell them that you voted for Doug Hoffman.Right. I can just imagine how well that will go over:
(Starring Grandpa Simpson as the Grandfather)
Grandfather: You kids today, I feel sorry for you. With your cradle-to-grave Big Daddy Government taking care of you, you don't even know how bad things can be in the real world. Back in the day, you could lose all your money if you got sick enough and your insurance company wouldn't care how much money you gave them. They'd deny your policy simply for being alive. Those were the days, back before they went ahead and ruined everything.
Grandson: Well why didn't you do something about it?
Grandfather: Ahh, but I DID do something. I voted for Doug Hoffman.
Grandfather: Hoffman. Doug Hoffman. He was the man Fred Thompson told me to vote for.
Grandson: Who's Fred Thompson?
Grandfather: Fred Thompson, once ran for president. He was on the television show Law & Order.
Grandson: What's a television?
Grandfather: It's not important. What's important is that when the forces of oppression were trying to oppress us, I voted for Doug Hoffman, who lost the election because our idiot neighbors preferred parochial issues that affected them personally rather than sending someone to Congress who would fight back against President Obama.
Grandson: Sasha Obama was president then, too?
Grandfather: Shut up! Ok? Just shut up! You kids today don't know nothing! (Storms off.)
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For the Loser
And I'm sure this applies to any of life's problems. When anyone questions why you didn't do something to stop catastrophic events that continue to cause problems decades later, just point to your record of voting for candidates who didn't win and wash your hands of the whole thing. For example, my vote for Nader in 2000 makes up for not having done anything to stop Global Warming. It's that simple.
And just to clarify, Thompson's ad definitely assumes that Hoffman will lose. After all, if voting for Hoffman was enough of an action to have stopped big government, high taxes, deficits, and broken promises; yet these issues are still affecting our grandkids, well, it's obvious that Hoffman didn't stop them. So the only possibility is that Hoffman lost the election. I guess there ain't no cause like a lost cause.