Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The One True Liberal

This isn't anything new, but I just wanted to reaffirm the fact that no liberal can accurately consider themselves to be true liberals unless they openly state their continued allegiance to me and send me money. That isn't to say that these false liberals aren't capable of aiding the liberal cause, but only that they represent no true liberal ideal and are just wasting their time. And if you've got a problem with that, tough shit. You're the bozo screwing around while the true liberals are working our best to please our liberal god, Karl Marx. So get with the program and stop being such a putz, or you can just burn in Capitalist Hell!

If the Pope can do it, why can't I?


Fade said...

Filling out the sheck. Is it more proper to write out Doctor or can I 'breviate it?

I'm liberal! And I have the receipt to prove it!

Continued allegiance to the Master of Yahoo Answers...

Intern Fade

whig said...

I concur, and hereby volunteer to act as depositary for funds which some might wish to send to Doctor Biobrain to confirm their liberal credentials [small print] subject to a small processing charge to be established [/small print].