Putin's Soul

I just looked into Putin's soul, right before pouring in the bleach and washing that nasty shit out of there. The stench was the worst part. A lot like when I had to open up Cheney and hose down that pacemaker of his. It's amazing how he even made that black as coal; and the smell of sulphur was simply undeniable. It could have been different, had that baboon heart not rejected him. But it surprised no one.