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Saturday, August 14, 2021
Things I Learned From Never Too Young to Die
1) Some cities have pipelines with highly radioactive waste in them.
2) Los Angeles has a pipeline that can easily send enough radioactive waste into their drinking supply to ruin it for ten thousand years.
3) If goldfish are exposed to radioactive waste, they mutate instead of dying.
4) You can divert nuclear waste into Los Angeles' drinking supply with a program on one floppy disk and nothing can prevent this from happening, unless you steal this all-important floppy disk.
5) Bad guys don't make back-up copies of their all-important floppy disks.
6) If you get a bad guy's all-important floppy disk, you should send it to your son, rather than destroying it.
7) Never destroy the bad guy's floppy disk. Nor should you ever consider switching it with an identical looking disk. That would make things too difficult for the bad guys because, again, they don't make back-up copies.
8) If you have the floppy disk and you want to lure the bad guy to you, you should use the people he thinks have the disk as bait, rather than just using the disk as bait.
9) Make sure to put the floppy disk in a very unsecure location close to where you believe the bad guy will be.
10) If you know someone on your side is a traitor, don't tell anyone else. It's probably not important.
11) Psychotic hermaphrodite gang leaders have lots of resources at their disposal, including endless weapons, vehicles, and post-apocalyptic goons.
12) Super-genius computer programmers enjoy working for psychotic hermaphrodites.
13) Spy agencies should never allow agents to wear sunglasses, so hermaphrodite traitor agents won't be able to conceal their heavy eye makeup.
14) Hermaphrodites are male and female, so they're better than the rest of us.
15) Hermaphrodites are only half man, making them less manly than John Stamos.
16) If you say the word "Stargrove" to a stranger behind their back, they will immediately recognize it as someone's name and ask you why you said that name.
17) Underground secret spy lairs should always glow bright red when the key to opening them is nearby, in case your son needs to find it after you're dead.
18) It's perfectly acceptable to keep top secret government files in your secret spy lair, even if it's easily found by accident.
19) It's not safe to leave your crate marked "Grenades" in your barn, under the flammables.
20) If killers want to torture you for information, they will knock you out, take you to your home, and leave you on the floor, untied. That way, when you wake up, there will only be two bad guys for you to fight.
21) Industrial-grade furnaces have intercom systems inside of them, just in case you decide to chat with whatever it is you're burning.
22) You can be almost burned alive in an industrial-grade furnace, yet still not get sweaty.
23) John Stamos can cry real tears.
24) Asian roommates are good for only two things: Impossible inventions and comic relief.
25) If you use gum to stick a listening device to something, you should put the device in the gum before you chew it.
26) If you need to destroy a computer, be sure to close the case that it's in before you blow it up.
27) That scumbag is named Stargrove.
28) Hotshot gymnasts often practice by jumping up and down on trampolines while pointlessly waving their hands around.
29) Wrestlers think they're more manly than gymnasts.
30) Wrestlers are easily confused by the old "What's This On Your Shirt" Finger-in-Chin trick and will stop trying to bully you after you use it on them.
31) If bad guys know you're coming, it's best to attack them anyway, even if you're horribly outnumbered and wounded; because they'll be "overconfident."
32) Even if you're running late to your son's gymnastic meet, you still have time to do a little spywork.
33) If someone is using a bulletproof umbrella to block your bullets, you should stop shooting the umbrella, because it's bulletproof and you're not hurting them.
34) John Stamos really isn't into subtle flirtation. If you want to have sex with him, try going topless or showering naked with his garden hose. Otherwise, he just won't get it.
35) Apples are no substitute for sex.
36) If you're bored while waiting to be attacked by psychopathic killers, have sex.
37) John Stamos is so hot that even psychopathic killers fall for his flattery.
38) John Stamos can lift a much larger man with his legs while hanging from a railing.
39) In 1986, John Stamos was too young to die.
40) In 1986, Gene Simmons was not.
Friday, January 03, 2014
Things I Learned About Weed from David Brooks
Knows When To Put the Doobie Away |
And we learn all about this in his cynically titled piece Weed: Been There. Done That. In it, he informs us that he's already done the whole weed thing, knows what it's all about, and is so over it. Because weed is just a phase you go through in adolescence, before you grow up and learn life's real pleasures. Like how Catcher in the Rye once meant a lot to you before you got older and now it seems simplistic and boring. These are all just rites of passage..
Weed's the same way, and anyone who disagrees and wants to smoke anyway should be arrested and have their life thrown away; just like we do with people who still read Catcher in the Rye. Why? Because giving up weed is part of the road to adulthood, and it's the government's duty to prevent you from taking any action that might hinder your personal growth. Because sending someone to jail and ruining their life is sooooo helpful to their personal development. Thanks Brooks, for looking out for us all like that.
And even once you’re a grownup with a successful business, you should still be subject with arrest and imprisonment for possessing weed, because….well because David Brooks doesn’t have an answer to this one since he didn’t smoke pot as a grownup. And since it never happened to him, it doesn’t need to be contemplated whatsoever. He knows that smoking weed made a doofus like him act like a doofus in high school, and so it must be the same for everyone else even decades later.
And yes, out of all the people David Brooks has met over the years, either in his personal life, or as a writer for the New York Times, or on the various TV studios he's been to and others he has met; not a single one of the pot smokers opened up to Brooks that they smoke pot. And that can only be because they too have eschewed the stoner life when they were teens, or because Brooks is such a complete doofus square that not a man, woman, or child of them told him that they smoke dope.
And so he's fine with people having their lives ruined, because he doesn't have personal experience that allows him to understand what it's like. Because if we haven't experienced something, it must not be important.
David Brooks is Everyman
And sure, that sounds like total crap when you think about it, but that’s just because you’re not thinking of things the David Brooks way. Because everything Brooks says makes logical sense, once you accept certain preconditions that Brooks adopts as unerring truths.
The first precondition is that you must accept that the plural of anecdote is data, and that Brooks’ anecdotes are the best; as they’re universally applicable to everyone. That’s how he can extrapolate proper behaviors for hundreds of millions of people, based upon events that happened to him personally over thirty years ago; even if these events were vague non-events that even Brooks can’t properly identify and might never have happened. I mean, if David Brooks got stoned right before giving a class presentation back in 1977 and made a fool of himself, then surely the same fate awaits us all.
And that leads us to the most important precondition to understanding David Brooks: We all have the same value system as David Brooks. Our life goals are the same, are path to happiness is identical, and we all aspire to have the sort of life that David Brooks has. Because Brooks’ entire argument goes down in shit-stained flames if he’s wrong about this one.
And if someone could be genuinely happy as a stoned surfshop employee in Hawaii or live a full and complete life as a stoned musician, then David Brooks' argument is crap. But Brooks knows that that's not possible, because it's not the path he'd have chosen. And again, we all have his value system and share his life goals, and people who choose other lifestyles are behaving immorally.
One Morality
And honestly, that's not even a paraphrase. He actually mocks anyone who doesn't think some lifestyles are more moral than others. As if playing video games stoned on the couch all day is inherently evil.
“Many people these days shy away from talk about the moral status of drug use because that would imply that one sort of life you might choose is better than another sort of life.”And the implication is clear: It's immoral to choose a lifestyle that David Brooks doesn't approve of. No longer is morality about how you treat others. In Brooks' world, morality is about choosing the lifestyle that best enables us to reach our full potential. And therefore it’s immoral to do anything whatsoever that might delay our path to maturity in any way; including smoking dope.
And sure, some might argue that we can't reach our full potential without weed, but such a thing can't possibly be the case since Brooks' short experience with weed taught him that it makes people stupid and has no useful purpose besides letting you bond with friends while enjoying yourself. And while that might sound like the same thing he said we could only do without weed, that can't be the case or Brooks would have contradicted his main point yet again.
So without further ado, here's the list. Enjoy!
Thirty Things I Learned About Weed From David Brooks
Alcohol and tobacco don’t exist.
Neither does jail. A full column about legalization, without any hint of jail, prison, arrests, police, or any of the other policies Brooks implicitly supports. Why? Because they don’t exist.
The point of smoking pot is to do stupid things.
People who are high can’t put together simple phrases while speaking in public.
If you smoke weed, you will do so right before giving a big presentation and feel like a total loser because you won't know what to say.
If you give a class presentation while high, you will stumble through it and embarrass yourself due entirely to the weed you smoked and not because you were totally fucking unprepared and you suck.
You will give up smoking dope if you see a smart friend of yours start smoking too much.
Something sad happens to people as they sink deeper into pothead life.
If you don't stop smoking pot, you will become a pothead.
People give up pot once they discover higher pleasures.
Smoking pot is repetitive.
Smoking pot doesn’t make you funnier.
Smoking pot doesn’t make you more creative.
Academic studies more or less confirm that weed doesn’t make you funnier or more creative. Because yeah, humor and creativity are things that can be objectively tested in an academic setting.
Smoking weed is not exactly something you are proud of yourself for and it's not something people admire in you, for reasons that even Brooks admits are vague.
The deeper sources of happiness usually involve a state of going somewhere, becoming better at something, learning more about something, overcoming difficulty and experiencing a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment. But none of these things can happen if you smoke dope, because weed made David Brooks act like a doofus when he was a teenager.
Smoking pot prevents people from becoming integrated, coherent, and responsible. And that's because it prevents you from using reason, temperance, and self control; which we all know because again, it made Brooks act like a doofus when he was a teenager.
Everyone has the sense that the actions they take change them inside, making them a little more or a little less coherent. (Editors Note: We have no fucking idea what this means.)
The vast majority of people who try drugs, grow out of it and leave it behind. This is why we need to punish as many people as possible for smoking pot, because a small minority of them might continue to use it and thus stunt their personal growth.
Being stoned is not a particularly uplifting form of pleasure.
Smoking pot all the time won’t do much to enhance your deep center.
You’ll have a better shot at becoming a little more integrated and interesting if you smoke weed sporadically. (Seriously, he said this)
It's simple economics that if you drop the price of a product, more people will buy it.
Complex economics involving inelastic demand continue to elude David Brooks entirely.
Colorado and Washington are creating more pot users, because there are apparently people who aren't pot users, but would like to be if the price came down.
Laws mold culture. Like the way the War on Drugs molded drug culture. Oh wait... Or how anti-porn laws molded porn culture. Oh wait...
In healthy societies government wants to subtly tip the scale to favor temperate, prudent, self-governing citizenship. And it achieves this subtle tipping towards self-governing citizenship with police raids, drug dogs, and prison time for those who prefer not to grow up. Very subtle.
If you're stoned, you can't appreciate life's highest pleasures, like enjoying the arts or being in nature. Because potheads are infamous for hating nature and the arts in Brooks' reality.
Legal marijuana enhances individual freedom.
Legal marijuana nurtures a moral ecology in which it is a bit harder to be the sort of person most of us want to be. Unless, of course, the sort of person we want to be is someone who can smoke pot without fear of being punished; in which case legal marijuana most definitely helps them be who they want to be. But of course, since we're all David Brook; such a person couldn't exist and doesn't need to be contemplated even hypothetically because all the grownups gave up weed before growing up.
And finally, alcohol and tobacco don't exist.
Giving the Game Away
But all joking aside, if one reads between the lines of Brooks’ column, you’ll find at its heart exactly what you’ll find in almost everything he writes: A liberal position being shoehorned into a conservative framework. And he gives the game away twice. Not only does he say that sporadic use of weed can be helpful, but he outright states:
“I don’t have any problem with somebody who gets high from time to time…”And boom, that’s it. That’s the end of the discussion. His argument is that people should go to jail for using weed because it makes them lazy, but then outright says there isn't anything wrong with getting high. And that’s game over. In the third sentence of the tenth paragraph, he undermines his position entirely. I mean, as much as he had a position, of course; since none of it made sense.
And that leads us to what his piece was really about: David Brooks is against lazy people who smoke dope all the time, because he doesn't think they're living to their full potential. And well, he's got a point there. Smoking pot really *can* make people stupid and lazy if they do it all the time, and that's not a good thing. Who amongst us doesn't know someone who threw their life away getting stoned all the time?
And yet…is it really the government's business to force us to maximize our potential by denying us things that might distract us from that? And because pot *might* distract someone from their full potential, it makes sense to spend millions of dollars to ruin the lives of as many of these people as possible? What?! Should we go ahead and cap everyone in the knees to make sure they succeed in sports? How does locking someone in jail help anyone reach their potential?
But again...jail doesn't exist in David Brooks' universe. So he doesn't need to explain this idiocy at all. He's just trying to get teens to give up weed and join the real world. That's all. It's about whether or not we should encourage people to spend all their time getting high, or if the government should encourage us to engage in more mentally stimulating activities. I mean, it's not like he's advocating for anyone to go to prison or anything. Oh wait...
David Brooks Supports Legalization.
Because that’s the thing: Brooks didn’t write a piece that supports the criminalization of marijuana. He wrote a piece against people getting high all the time. And even then, he never even hinted as to why they should go to jail for this; since he didn’t discuss jail at all. He's just saying it's a bad idea and shouldn't be encouraged. But he never says they should go to jail for it. Why? Because I don't think he wants them to.
So basically, he’s once again talking gibberish, because he needs to take the conservative position, but it’s obvious that the liberal position is the correct one. So he’s playing a word game, where “legalization” means something ridiculous and he’s supporting the sensible position, where it’s perfectly ok to smoke pot as long as you stay productive, and nobody goes to jail for it. In other words, the exact opposite of the position he’s trying to defend.
Thanks for playing, David Brooks. Perhaps if you smoked a little doob you'd realize what nonsense you had just written.
Dude, ever notice how bong rhymes with wrong? Dude! |
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Creationist Heretics: Sixth Grade Smackdown Edition
And yeah, I suppose the kid won the thing by default, as the guy didn't really say anything. But he really missed the main point, which allowed the other guy to do his word salad monologue. Because it was obvious he had nothing, but was doing whatever he could to not relinquish the floor and allow the kid to speak.
The creationist guy said that his proof that God exists is that he knows things. And since he knows things and you can only learn things from God, therefore there must have been a god that taught him these things. But...we *know* who taught him everything and it wasn't God. Everything that dude knows came from man. He didn't learn anything directly from God. God didn't teach him 2+2. Of course not. He learned that from a teacher, or his parents. A human taught him 2+2 and he knows it. He might even know the specific person that taught it to him.
In fact, this guy didn't even learn about his *god* from God. He learned about his god from man. His dad, most likely. And if his dad had been a Buddhist, this guy would be a Buddhist. And if his dad was Muslim, this guy would have been a Muslim. But...he was born to a Protestant creationist of some sort, and he learned about that from man. So even his own foundational principle is exposed to be false. Everything he's basing his argument on is an obvious lie. Whether or not a god exists, this guy's deepest knowledge source is a sham and he doesn't even know it.
And then, of course is the ultimate refutation of his beliefs: His own beliefs. Because the thing about Yahweh is that he wants you to believe in him. Sure, sometimes he'll show himself in burning bushes and other miracles, but usually it's all on belief. Trusting in him without evidence. Anyone can follow a deity that has proven supernatural powers. That's just stupid not to. But no, Yahweh doesn't want to make it easy. He wants to make this a little test. You have to accept him with no proof. No evidence. Just a feeling. A belief. That's how Yahweh likes it. And well, whatever. If I were the Creator, that's not how I'd go about things. But whatever. This is Yahweh's thing. He's a jealous deity and he wants you to love him unconditionally. It's just his thing.
And if that's the case, then this creationist dude is on a fools errand as he's trying to give proof of a being that doesn't allow itself to be proven. The reason he can't prove his god exists is because his god won't allow it. In fact, were he to actually prove the existence of his god, he'd have violated a basic tenet of his own religion; committing one of the gravest of heresies. And he's too fucking stupid to know it.
Monday, October 15, 2012
Greed is Good...Unless a Liberal Does It
And we got off to a nice start tonight, when he posted a quote from a Thomas Sowell book, which Sowell recently tweeted:
“I have never understood why it is “greed” to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else’s money.”And conservatives love that line because it turns the tables on those pesky liberals and supposedly hoists them by their own petards. After all, either no one is greedy or they too are greedy, as defined by Sowell. And that sort of thing ranks right up there with accusing liberals of being racist, in that it uses a "vicious" liberal attack against the dirty buggers themselves; thus defanging the attackers. Left out is the possibility that the "attack" is a fair description of anyone on their side.
— Thomas Sowell (@ThomasSowell) September 24, 2012
And yes, this is basically an extension of the "I'm Rubber You're Glue" method of debate found on playgrounds across this fair land. But when you're dealing with people whose way to "stand up for our country" is to use anti-Obama window displays showing Obama as a witch doctor...I guess the old rubber-glue strategy is a breath of fresh air. (Because yeah, I remember all those images of Clinton as a witch doctor back when he tried reforming healthcare, so I'm sure there's no racial link here at all [/snark].)
Defining Greed
But more to the point...is Sowell's line correct? Are liberals perhaps the greedy ones for wanting to take money from people who don't need it to give to people who do need it? Uhm...no. Definitely not. And the problem is with his initial definition of "greed," as if it just refers to people who want to keep their money.
Because if greed is just about keeping money, then sure, he's got a point. Either one person is keeping it or the other is keeping it, so how can you claim that only one of the two sides is greedy if they're both doing it? And yet...when people call someone "greedy," is it merely because they want to keep their money? No. That's stupid. And this isn't even a semantics game. There is simply no definition of "greed" that refers to people merely wanting to keep their money, as that applies to just about everyone.
Here are a few definitions of greed, and please note the similarity:
"An excessive desire to acquire or possess more than what one needs or deserves..."
"excessive desire, as for wealth or power"
"excessive desire to acquire or possess more (especially more material wealth) than one needs or deserves"
"a selfish and excessive desire for more of something (as money) than is needed"
"excessive or rapacious desire, especially for wealth or possessions."
And what's the connection with all these definitions? Excessiveness. It's not merely the desire to keep your money. Greed is an "excessive desire" to keep more than is needed. That's what it means. And sure, it's a debatable point whether people should be required to share their wealth, or how to define "excessive" or "need." But what's not debatable is the basic meaning of the word.
And in no case is Sowell's definition in any way accurate, but instead, was chosen because it helps setup the clever trap he was springing on liberals. He didn't take the word "greed" and show how it applies to liberals. He wanted it to apply to liberals, and formed a definition that would do that; even if it's not correct. After all, who amongst us doesn't want to keep our money? By that definition, we're not just "greedy" for wanting to tax the rich, but we're greedy in the first part, for wanting to keep our money. And that's absurd and denies any meaning to the word at all.
Rewriting Sowell
And so to rewrite Sowell's quote with a proper usage of the word, we'd get:
"I have never understood why it is "greed" to desire an excessive amount of money, but not greed to want to take money from someone with an excessive amount and give it to someone who doesn't have enough money."And written that way, it shows what a complete joke his quote was. He wasn't hoisting liberals with their own argument. He was playing a word game that falls apart if we use the word properly. And if Sowell doesn't understand the difference between someone with an excessive desire to acquire money and someone wanting to help those who don't have enough...then he's an idiot. But I don't think Sowell's an idiot. I just think he was trying to be clever and failed.
But that's so often the case with conservatives. They mean well. They really do. It's just that they're on the wrong side of the debate, but can't figure out why. So they have to keep changing the rules in order to invent ways that they're right and we're wrong. And their favorite technique is as I mentioned above: Simply accusing us of doing what we accuse them of doing, and thus negating our arguments...or so they imagine.
And so we end up with an up-is-down universe, in which it's racist for a white person to want to help a black person buy groceries and it's greedy to want to tax the rich a little more to help a poor person pay their rent. Sure, none of this makes a lick of sense, but by the time you've explained it all, they've already had their laugh and moved on to the next point. And that's all this is about anyway: Not winning debates, but making their side feel better about itself while simultaneously making the brains on our side explode.
And in that regard, well played, Sowell. Well played.
Saturday, October 06, 2012
Cognitive Dissonance: How to Piss Off Friends and Alienate People
And the problem is that the vast majority of people start from the position that they're right and anyone who disagrees with them is wrong. And while they realize how stupid that is and refuse to admit that's what they're doing...that's obviously what they're doing. And so when you point out a mistake they've made, they still like to imagine that their greater point was correct, because that was their baseline. They know they're well intentioned. They know they're smart. And they're sure they've got a firm grasp of the basics, even if maybe they used a sloppy word here and there that a pedant like myself tries to nail them for.
And well, those are incredibly stupid assumptions to make. Because there *is* no baseline assumption for being right, now matter how well intentioned you see yourself. All that matters is what you're actually doing. And so you might see yourself as a freedom fighter taking the good fight to bullies, but if your actions involve you bullying religious people with a blanket condemnation of them for their beliefs, well...maybe you're not as well intentioned as you imagine, no matter how many caveats you include involving the "decent" ones.
Seriously, if adjusting your target from "Muslims" to "blacks" makes you sound like a Klansman...maybe you need to rethink your position.
Pedantic Dissonance
And what these people are doing is experiencing cognitive dissonance. They "know" that they're right, but don't see any mistakes in what I wrote, so it must be that I'm being pedantic by pointing out a minor error that doesn't conflict with their true position. After all, how could they be wrong? They paid lip service to the idea that they might be wrong, so that should cover all the bases, right?
And this all gets me to my original point: A friend on Facebook posted a meme titled Cognitive Dissonance, which gave a flawed explanation of what it is, and then gave numerous examples of it which didn't even fit the flawed explanation. It describes Cognitive Dissonance as "the state of holding two or more conflicting beliefs simultaneously." It then gave examples of Republican beliefs, some of which weren't conflicting at all.
Like people who oppose birth control and abortion. Those aren't conflicting beliefs. They're a bad idea, but they're not in conflict; not unless they also want people to have sex but not have babies. But it's their position that sex should lead to babies, period; and that means they should oppose both birth control and abortion. No conflict.
And the conflict arises when they try to explain their beliefs, as they'll say some gibberish about needing to punish people for bad behavior. But first off, they oppose birth control and abortion for married couples too. Is it sinful for married couples to have sex? No? Then why do they need to be punished? And the bigger issue is: Babies are a punishment? What??
And anyone who's had this discussion knows where this goes: The person gets upset. And maybe they'll refuse to admit that their policies involve married people, or they'll deny that they called babies a punishment, or maybe they'll just get angry and end the discussion; insisting that you're the one who doesn't get it. And if you keep up this discussion long enough, you'll get all these reactions and more. And don't be surprised when you're told you're going to Hell, because you had that one coming to you.
This, my friend, is cognitive dissonance. It's not just that they hold conflicting beliefs. It's what their brain does in order to handle the conflicts when they're forced to do so. Holding the beliefs is easy. Trying to deal with them is another story.
Defining Dissonance
At this point, I'll just repost what I wrote to him, to which I was ignored and can only assume the guy thought I was being pedantic yet again. But this isn't a minor correction. It's important for us to understand this concept, as it points us in the right direction on how to deal with such people.
Cognitive dissonance isn't just that someone holds conflicting beliefs. It's what they do in order to mesh these conflicting beliefs.
Often times, they simply compartmentalize their beliefs and will focus on just one of the beliefs at a time and simply refuse to mesh them together; and no matter how many times you try to explain to them that these ideas are conflicting, they'll still only talk about one at a time. And when they're forced to mesh them together, they get angry and lash out, because their brains can't make sense of the conflicting beliefs. Or they'll believe completely illogical things, inventing rationalizations in order to make sense of the ideas.
That's how they can talk about Chinese and Egyptian history going back 10,000 years, while also believing the earth is only 6,000 years old, because it's compartmentalized. And if you confront them with this in a way that forbids them from having a back door, they'll likely get mad at you. Not because they're necessarily angry people, but because they're experiencing cognitive dissonance and simply can't deal with these conflicting ideas. That's also how they can make sense of the Noah story, by dreaming up a giant boat that really *could* hold all those animals; not because it makes sense, but because their brain is forcing them to do something that can't be done.
And this all explains how Republicans act. Like their refusal to believe that Obama won in 2008 because they were confident he'd lose, so it *must* be that he's not a citizen, ACORN stole the election, and liberals felt guilty for blackness. They invent all these rationalizations, because the truth of what really happened hurts too much. Similarly, they *must* believe that the media has a liberal bias every time it conflicts with Fox News, that poll numbers are biased, and even the unemployment rate is fixed. Not because they have any proof, but because they can't deal with anything that conflicts with their beliefs, and this is how their brain deals with it. Cognitive dissonance.
And that's why directly confronting these people is a fool's errand. As is insulting them or trying to rub their faces in their mistakes. Do that, and you'll *NEVER* get through to them. Their brains simply won't allow it. And it's not just something they suffer from. We *all* are guilty of this at one time or another. It's just human behavior. And the only solution for ourselves is to do our best to not make assumptions or believe in things that might conflict with reality.
Otherwise, we'll end up getting pissed off or inventing rationalizations to explain why our beliefs are correct, in spite of reality. Happens to everyone.
Don't Believe in Yourself
And that end part really needs to be taken to heart. We *all* do this. We've *all* felt that moment when our brains tell us that what we're saying doesn't mesh with reality, and we feel like jackasses for doing what we did.
But instead of blaming ourselves, explaining our errors, and admitting defeat; we either try to slink out of the discussion with as much of our dignity in tact as we can muster, or we lash out at our opponent and find some way that we hadn't made the mistake that our brain knows we made. That's just how brains work. Just like an optical illusion involves our brain trying to make sense of an image that is too tricky for our eyes, it also goes a little crazy in making sense of thoughts that really don't make sense.
This isn't just something Republicans suffer from. This isn't about people who hold two beliefs, both of which we consider to be wrong. This is what happens when we realize we made a mistake but are too arrogant to admit it. And the more we try to stay inside our comfort zone and refuse to consider whether the "pedant" correcting us is right or wrong, the more we're suffering from the thing that we usually only see in the other guy.
And this all just goes back to what I was saying at the beginning: Don't assume that you know what you're talking about. Doubt yourself. Acknowledge your intellectual failings, not with a lip service excuse of "nobody's perfect" or "I'm not saying I'm 100% sure about this" or any of that nonsense. You've got to acknowledge that you might be totally full of shit, particularly if you find it difficult to even explain your basic beliefs with any depth at all.
I mean, if the best you can do is to repeat your initial assertions...then you probably are full of shit and need to start over. Admitting you've got a problem is the first step in solving it. Just don't act like it's the only step, or you'll still have the problem.
Letting Them Save Face
But my point here isn't to pick on anyone, but to say the opposite: We've all been there. We've all made mistakes. And we know how much it hurts and how little contrition we are to show to those who slay us; particularly if they've been jerks about it the whole time. And the more someone tries to rub our faces in our mistakes, the less likely we are to admit we made any mistakes.
And well...that's what everyone does. And that's why insults, taunts, and face rubbings are the last thing you should do; at least if you want to get someone to see the light. If all you're interested in is scoring points and feeling like a big man, go for it. But if you're actually interested in convincing someone to agree with you, pinning them down and refusing them any back door to escape the debate with dignity is the last thing you should do.
And why? Cognitive dissonance. People like to think they're right, and therefore freak out when they suspect they're wrong. And they either have to stop thinking they're right or refuse to admit they're wrong. And if you're trying to convince them they're wrong, then you need to give them every opportunity in the world to correct their position. Sure, it might not make you feel like a big man if you don't get that "check mate" at the end of the debate; but if that's what you're looking for, you've got issues of your own to deal with.
I've gotten a few people in my time to agree with my position, but *never* during the actual debate. And afterwards when I see them repeating the things I had said, I don't bring it up at all; but smile to myself, knowing I had done a good job. If that's not good enough for you, then you're in the wrong business.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Anti-Muslim Bigotry is Still Bigotry
Here in America, when rightwing nutjobs form a militia, we blame their ideology and say "What a bunch of rightwing nutjobs." And when Timothy McVeigh blew up the Oklahoma City Federal Building, we didn't say "Ooh, us white people are so dangerous." We said "Man, those rightwing nutjobs are dangerous." And when Tea Partiers talk about having to commit violence against the country and having a civil war because Obama made them buy good health insurance, we think "Wow those conservative nutjobs are crazy."
And we also have liberals who, while not violent as the aforementioned nutjobs are, also do extreme things that the rest of us don't approve of. And so you had OWS Movement people breaking laws, trespassing, and doing other illegal activities that are denounced by the majority of people in the movement. And you'll have liberals who don't even approve of what the OWS Movement as a whole is doing. And you'll have Democrats who don't even approve of the liberals.
And people on the other side are always quick to condemn the entire movement based upon what the most extreme elements are doing. Conservatives who will blast Obama because someone was assaulted at an OWS camp, for instance. And the point is to lump all your enemies into as wide a group as possible, in order to make the entire group look bad. But we, of course, push back against that and show all the variety of opinion on our side; just as conservatives do whenever one of their nutjobs goes crazy.
And while we lay some blame on the more fevered elements in their movement stirring the pot, like the Limbaughs and Glenn Beck and whatnot, we still separate them from the more moderate elements in their party. Like George Will, and other more reasonable conservatives. And we differentiate the rest of the country into identifiable groups, like moderates, and centrists, and liberals, and progressives. And there are blue collar voters, rural voters, soccer moms, liberal elites, etc. And we all have our smaller subsets within these groups, and make a point of distinguishing very fine lines between them; acknowledging that there is a wide variety of people in this country.
But...when it comes to violent Muslims, many of us just say "Muslims". As if there's just *ONE GROUP* of them, and they all believe the same thing. There aren't conservative Muslims or moderates or liberals. And there aren't Sunnis, Shiites, Sufis, and all their variant subsets. There are just "Muslims" and their religion is to blame for anything bad that any Muslim does. And when a few thousand Muslims riot, we find it perfectly ok to just say "Muslims" are rioting and to attribute the violence to Islam, even if it's only 0.006% of them who did anything wrong. That's the definition of bigotry.
And while it naturally bothers me when people on the right do this, I've been debating with too many people on the left regarding this exact point. People who loudly denounce racist cartoons of all stripes, who think it's their duty as citizens to promote offensive cartoons about Islam; under the idea that they're "just cartoons" and the Muslims shouldn't be so sensitive. People who would surely denounce racist attacks on "welfare queens" or anyone who suggested that all black people are violent because its endemic to their culture, yet think it's ok to say that same thing about Muslims. After all, some Muslims claim that their religion commands them to kill the Infidel, so who are we to argue with their religion?
And I'm sorry, there's no excuse for bigotry. None. I don't care if there are violent Muslims in this world, that doesn't give anyone the right to denounce Muslims as a whole. Because yeah, there are violent Muslims, just as there are violent white people and black people and Hispanic people and Asian people; but that's still no justification to smear all the rest of the people in those groups. And if it bothers you to be called a bigot, maybe you shouldn't be one.
If you want to denounce extremism, please do so. But don't blame it on Islam. Blame it on the extremists.