Cornering the Carnivals

Holyshit!  I just won another carnival!  The Carnival of the Godless, hosted by Naked Writing has selected one of my posts for their viewing pleasure.  And I failed to mention this before, but I won yet another Carnival of the Liberals too!  I think that makes like seventy-five straight wins, or something like that.  My plan of dominating all of the liberal-style carnivals is coming to fruition.  And after that, I’m going for the conservative carnivals too!!  And then I’m cornering the market on exclamation points!!!  Bwa-ha-ha!  Evil is fun.