tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7494384.post113684893527995556..comments2024-03-04T04:09:01.839-06:00Comments on And Doctor Biobrain's Response Is...: 2006 Dream Year PredictionDoctor Biobrainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01641661532899934766noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7494384.post-1137046823689185952006-01-12T00:20:00.000-06:002006-01-12T00:20:00.000-06:00Sorry Murph, I've just been informed that the 2008...Sorry Murph, I've just been informed that the 2008 Presidential winner is Jesse Ventura, with McCain as his Veep. They'll have a substantial tromping over the Biden-Lieberman ticket, winning by a steady 26-point margin. Even Massachussets will vote Republican, and that's not even how it's spelled.<BR/><BR/>There's still a chance for us in 2012 when President "The Body" drops McCain for Dick Cheney (don't ask); but it doesn't look likely. The odds favor the Paul Newman-Warren Beatty ticket, and I think they'll pull it out in a squeaker. I'll let you know when that one is decided, but it doesn't look good.<BR/><BR/>But fear not, lifespans are getting longer and there are plenty more elections where these came from. Just keep your dogs healthy and we'll all have our day yet.Doctor Biobrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01641661532899934766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7494384.post-1137033097817023972006-01-11T20:31:00.000-06:002006-01-11T20:31:00.000-06:00Alright, we can mention the foreign dogs, but we n...Alright, we can mention the foreign dogs, but we need to keep that message focused, and not let it spread around too much in Union territory. If those SOB's even get one sniff of those dogs, I'll lose both the AUOVWV and the UFOUVWV, and with them, the whole election.<BR/><BR/>But I'm planning to win my home state of Texas, so I guess a few spanish speakers could really help with that, even if they're only speaking in dog. I'm currently working on getting my daughter fluent in Spanish through 3-hour power sessions of Dora the Explorer, but that's really not going as quickly as I'd hope. And my Spanish is limited to ordering beer and ordering beer drunkenly. They're both roughly the same, except one is more likely to get me cut-off. <I>Not</I> very presidential.Doctor Biobrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01641661532899934766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7494384.post-1136995085629162832006-01-11T09:58:00.000-06:002006-01-11T09:58:00.000-06:00Sorry Mumph, you had me until Honduras. Any dog o...Sorry Mumph, you had me until Honduras. Any dog on my ticket must have "Made in the U.S.A." on it. But it's not an immigrant thing. I'm just trying to appeal to the labor unions; and the Veterinarians Union of America is a bit touchy about foreign-made dogs.<BR/><BR/>Then again, I have no dogs and four cats, and the politics on that are too scary to ponder. So if you could think about playing down the origin of your refugees, and if your dog is the proper kind who doesn't bark alot (I don't like barking dogs), then I could sure use him on the campaign trail. I wonder how goldfish play in the midwest...Doctor Biobrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01641661532899934766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7494384.post-1136867578791181852006-01-09T22:32:00.000-06:002006-01-09T22:32:00.000-06:00Sorry, I confused things by saving the Hastert par...Sorry, I confused things by saving the Hastert part until the end. But I've got the double impeachments happening before the election, so Hastert gets into the Whitehouse in July (I'm assuming he'd take over immediately), with the House not switching hands until November. I was less than clear in my final edit of this.<BR/><BR/>Of course, it would be better to go the other way, with the impeachment happening after Congress flips (which is more likely, anyway), so we'd get our guy in the Whitehouse. But I just liked the idea of the GOP cowards tossing Bush overboard to save their own butts, and then for the ulitimate irony of it being both futile and counter-productive (both reasons why this is unlikely). Plus, a GOP-led impeachment wouldn't get the media's panties in such a bind, as a Dem-led impeachment would. And finally, I liked the idea of a weak GOP Prez getting led by the nose by a strong Dem Congress. A man can dream.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I didn't add this as it wouldn't be in 2006 (and I hadn't thought of it before), but all of this should eventually lead up to a Biobrain-Clark ticket winning the Whitehouse in 2008. I'd have done this in 2004, but I'm not quite old enough yet (damn founding fathers).Doctor Biobrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01641661532899934766noreply@blogger.com